2011IsNow

Glee Future!AU: [insp
After following in his father’s footsteps, Senator Kurt Hummel-Anderson has announced his plans to run for the White House. His well connected friends from high school have become the Hollywood elite, and ensure the news circuit stays focused on him.

mildredandbobbin:

Chapters: 16/16
Fandom: House M.D., Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Greg House, John Watson, James Wilson, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Jessica Adams
Additional Tags: Crossover
Summary:

Sherlock’s unexpected visit to Princeton-Plainsboro, ostensibly on a case, threatens to turn House’s life upside down as he has to face up to a secret he has kept for thirty years.

Author’s note: This entire fic is based on the video “Cat’s in the Cradle” by daasgrrl, which combines House (starring Hugh Laurie), Sherlock (starring Benedict Cumberbatch), and Fortysomething (starring Hugh Laurie and Benedict Cumberbatch). I took its central premise, used as much of the imagery and implied back story as I could fit in, and imagined what might happen next.

judearaya:

Prompted by likearumchocolatesouffle, who suggested crossdressing, and perfectanomaly who suggested accidental crossdressing. We’ll go ahead and lump this in with the hiatus of porn (aka, porn off 2014). If you wanna read the rest of the porn, go to the #porn off 2014…

alilactree:

Anonymous prompted: Married, long time going without sex, Kurt comes home one night to find a very scruffy disheveled Blaine, drinking alone, they undress each other sensually, and they have rough, wild sex.

I was also inspired by missbeizy and judearaya's great

gleeperformances:

4 Minutes

holdingdaylight:

Summary: Their first sleepover as boyfriends. It has to be different, right?

A/N: continuing the drabble challenge and ems wanted their first sleepover

It’s different. They’re boyfriends now. It just has to be different.

They’ve had sleepovers before (before they were together, a couple, boyfriends).

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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
Anonymous

mimicryisnotmastery:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

#themoreukno

onlyklainescenes:

destielistotallyawesome:

Klaine kisses - S2 to S5

So I put all the klisses together, hope you like it!!

bless your soul

'No one could possibly top how terrible the How I Met Your Mother series finale was'? This will not stand in my house. Consider this challenge accepted.
Ryan Murphy at some point, probably (via colfshair)